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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:37
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nvidia Stock Slips. Why It Might Be Entering Its ‘Apple Era’. - Barron's
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Observations of recently detected SN 2024aecx suggest it's a Type IIb supernova - Phys.org
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nintendo Switch 2 owners urged not to skip crucial step setting up their new consoles - GAMINGbible
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Here's a fresh look at Clockwork Revolution, coming "in due time" - Eurogamer
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
No way
Tooth fossil analysis upends current theory of prehistoric human evolution - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?
Still no good.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Woman banned for life from cruise after 'breaking rule' she shared on social media - LADbible
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!